Looking Like a Goddess First Thing in the Morning. Oh, I went to the bar last night and had to be carried home. But don’t worry, I woke up still looking like a supermodel this morning.
Quick Paced and Quirky Dialogue. I could be as funny and original as Lorelei and Rory…If I had 5 minutes to think of every response…
Jobs Where it Appears that No One Really Works, Yet Everyone is Extremely Successful. The Proposal, Miss Congeniality, Sleepless in Seattle, and every other romantic comedy.
Impeccable Apartments for Minimum Wage, Part-Time Employees. Like, you’re a column writer but you live like Derek Jeter.
Eating Like an Overweight Man but Looking Like Kate Hudson. Eating a quadruple cheeseburger in every other scene of ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,’ and still fitting into the yellow dress with the cut-out back.